Do you think people would pay me to call them up and tell them bad jokes? No? How about make monkey noises?

Speaking of jokes, last night my 3 1/2-year-old neice told me one:

"What starts with W?"
"What?"
"That's right!"

Earthquake art by a sand tracing pendulum in Port Townsend, Washington. Some pretty cool pictures of what the pendulum produced during the February 28th 6.8 quake near Seattle.