Monday, August 04, 2008

Where the Hell is Matt? At Yahoo!

Matt Harding, of the website Where the Hell is Matt?, recently paid a visit to the Yahoo! campus. For those who haven't heard of him, Matt travels around the world and does a goofy dance in various locales. He often dances with the locals. This year's video is excellent, be sure and check it out.

I wanted to be in on the fun so I went down with Jack and had lunch with Chris, and then took part in the dancing on the green outside the cafeteria. They just posted the video on the Yahoo! blog. Matt danced all over campus and the part we were in is very brief, right at the end of the video. You can't really see us, but we're standing in the circle at the top left of the Y.

UPDATE: There's a photo of us on Flickr right before the dancing started. We're just to the right of the white light post. In fact that's Jack's diaper bag next to the post.. :) Thanks Mom for finding us!

Sunday, August 03, 2008

I Fought the Curl, and the Curl Won

For 36 years, I've wished for straight hair. I've been going to the same hairdresser for nearly 10 years, and every time I have him blow-dry it straight. All day I say "I love my hair!" and the next time I take a shower, when the straightness gives way to the huge hair that's always been my nemesis, I shed silent tears.

Ok, I don't really cry, but I do wish it could be straight all the time.

My hairdresser's moving out of the state, so I decided to finally try going to someone new. She was all about the curl, so I let her loose. I have to say: I like it! The big question is, will I be able to make it look that way on my own? I think I'll have a good chance at it: she just put some product in and twirled the hair into ringlets and let it air-dry. Never too old to try something new, right?

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Too Much Star Trek

Last night I had a dream about a time travel machine. William Shatner was there and when I asked him where he wanted to go, he said "Montreal World Expo, 1933." (I don't believe there was such a thing..) Anyway, he can go ANYWHERE in the entire history of the world and that's where he picks? Bo-ring.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Steve, Say It Ain't So

Barenaked Ladies singer and guitarist Steven Page faces a cocaine possession charge after his arrest while visiting two woman at their suburban Syracuse apartment.
Nooooooo!

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Snark

I seem to be getting snarkier in my old age, or maybe it's just the sleep deprivation, but I find myself saying things out loud I would normally keep to myself.

Example #1
I'm at the pharmacy, carrying Jack in the sling. The pharmacist looks over and says sternly, "Make sure you cover that baby up in the sun!" I say, "Actually, I like to leave him in the sun for 5 hours a day, to get as much sun as possible!" I say it with a big friendly smile though so she just looks confused.

What is with people and their fear of sun & babies? I mean if they took one look at Jack it's pretty clear how pale he is; obviously he's not sitting in the sun all day. And even if I were the type of person to do that, is her admonishing me really going to change my ways? Look, if I'm dangling Jack over an open sewer grate or something, you can speak up, but otherwise.. zip it.

Example #2
It's noon on a Saturday. I'm feeding Jack upstairs, Chris is in the shower. Doorbell rings. I ignore it, figuring it's just UPS or something. It rings again. Knocking. Thinking it must be urgent, I rush downstairs carrying Jack who's now crying since his feeding has been interrupted. I open the door, and it's the Mormons.

"Hello, we're from the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints," one woman says.
"I'm an atheist."
"Can we leave you some literature?"
"No. Can I give you some literature on being an atheist?"

They didn't want any, which I suppose is just as well since I'm out.

Grumpy old lady! That's what I am!

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Dreamgirls: The Review

Too much singing.

Monday, July 07, 2008

Song Meme

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Impossible

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Workin’ for MCA

WHAT IS LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Fever

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Take Me Home

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Thank Misery

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
None of Your Business

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
I U She

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Full of Grace

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Brokeback Mountain Score 3

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Whipping Boy

WHAT SONG WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR WEDDING?
Iko Iko

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Superwise

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
Hell Yes

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
I Only Have Eyes for You

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Here Today and Yesterday

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Sister Christian

Thursday, June 26, 2008

I need a checkup; and can you recommend a good restaurant?

I have been feeling a little unwell recently and started thinking I need to find a new regular doctor. I haven't seen a regular doctor since December 2005, when I cracked my head on the bathroom floor. Since then I've just seen my OB/GYN.

I had a doctor I really liked for a while but she moved into private practice. I looked her up today and she's now in a "concierge" group, which means she'll be your doctor 24/7 with access to her cell phone and email, with same-day appointments and no waiting time! It only costs $4000 a year.

Her website says she left her old practice to be able to give highly personalized care to her patients. I can believe it.. it drives me crazy how they schedule appointments in 15 minute blocks. When has that ever been enough time?

Is this the future of health care? The rich people get to pay for excellent medical care, and the not-so-rich get shafted?

Monday, June 23, 2008

Sweet Dish: The Review

This weekend my friend Lisa took me to Sweet Dish, a candy store in the Marina district of San Francisco.

Those of you who know me know I'm a candy fiend. I've loved candy since I was a kid, when I would eat all of my Halloween candy within the first few days of getting it, and then search the house for the candy my sister would hide and forget about.

I'm very particular about my candy. I love hard candy, and have grown to love chocolate as an adult. When Lisa suggested we visit the store, how could I refuse?

The setting: the store is not very big; it's narrow and deep. The walls are lined with colorful jars of all types of candy (heavier on the non-chocolate kind). There is a very good selection and I liked the look of the displays.

The method: here is where the store loses points with me. Most of the candy in jars was only available in little pre-packaged bags under the jars; you could not simply open each jar and take out what you wanted. (Now, it's possible you could ask for smaller portions from the staff, but to me that takes away all the fun. I'm not going to ask the staff to pick out two pieces of 20 different types.)

I understand why candy stores do this: it cuts down on stealing, and keeps people's grubby paws off the candy. But one of the signs of a great candy store is the pick-and-mix method: letting you get all different types of candy, and being able to try something new without getting stuck with a whole bag of something you don't want.

The service: I was looking for some gummy sour type of candy for a friend but didn't see what I was looking for. They had a lot of soft sour candies, but none of them seemed to be what I was looking for. I asked a staff member which ones were gummy sours, and he said they were all gummy! No no no no, my friend, there is a huge difference in texture! (Perhaps technically they're all gummy in that they're soft, but I am talking about the difference between sour patch kids and gummy bear sours. If you can't tell the difference, you are no candy freak!)

The purchase: I managed to restrain myself somewhat. Prices were high, so I didn't want to go overboard. I got: mint chip caramels; celestial sour stars; and violet cremes. The verdict: all very tasty.

They had a lot of imported candy (like Yorkie Bars--It's Not For Girls!) and there were lots of additional things I'd love to try.

Overall, I give a thumbs up for selection and presentation, but a thumbs down for the fact you can't pick-and-mix. Also it's not cheap, so not the kind of place a kid with their dollar allowance is likely to find happiness.

Final verdict: I'd go back.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Pool Safety

I'm all for teaching your kids how to be safe in the pool, but this seems a bit extreme:

As a parent of three children, Tracie Muldrow views herself as the first line of defense - and she takes that role seriously.

"Every year, when they don't expect it, I dunk my kids into the pool," says the Danville pool owner, whose children are 12, 9 and 5 years old. "I pick some time when they are fully dressed, when they don't expect it, and I push them into the pool.

"Kids should know how to react if they fall into the water by accident - which is how many drownings occur," she says. "And kids should know how to get out of the pool without using the stairs."

Her children don't necessarily jump for joy when Mom shoves them into the water, but their irritation doesn't deter Muldrow, who proclaims: "My kids are water safe."

I can only imagine what other lessons this Pink Panther-esque technique teaches.. like, your mother is out to get you; always wear a swimsuit under your clothes; trust no one!