The doorbell rang.  I was in my room; my mom was in the kitchen.  My sister answered the door, and said it was for me.  As I walked around the corner, I saw who it was, and started to turn and go back down the hall.  Dave, ever fearless, ran into the house and chased me down the hall, shooting me with mofo bullets.

Needless to say, my mom was not amused that her 14-year-old daughter was being chased down and shot by a strange guy.

Atreides III and I had the target of Whoever Inc.  Whoever Inc. was really three people: Mari, Jean, and John.  Our brilliant plan was to ring the doorbell and then run inside to shoot them when they opened the door.  But we wanted to surprise them, so they couldn't just look out the peephole and see that we were there.  So we came up with the bright idea of dressing up as women so they wouldn't recognize us, then we could burst inside.  Unfortunately there was only one wig, and somehow I was nominated to dress up as the woman.  Needless to say, I was a very unconvincing female, and could not even fool their little sister who answered the door.  So I ran inside anyway and started to chase down one of the sisters until their mother saw a strange male in drag running through their house with a gun. She cut me off and yelled at me to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.  I chickened out and went outside where I was quickly shot.  Atreides III ended up shooting Mari, Jean, and John though, so in retrospect maybe the plan was not so bad after all.